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kinkydonuts:

gabite:

everything about shrek gets notes smh 

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cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

africandad:

whenever im trying to do anything

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0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)